That loud crashing noise you hear may be the Dow dropping or my nerves shattering and Jon's heart breaking. It's just Monday, but it doesn't look like a good news week, so far. Jon said he considered the Tea Party, but he doesn't have a tea pot to p---s in. He's so crude.
Of all the weirdness in the world the news story that struck me as the strangest is, the three siblings on a crime spree, robbing banks and such. Have you ever known three brothers and sisters who could get along, long enough to rob a bank? I tried to imagine my own kids doing this and this is how it went.
Eric: " If we were XMEN we could just walk through these walls to the vault"
Sarah: "This is not a Graphic Novel, so let's try to stick to reality. We can't walk through walls or teleport through the universe."
Eric: "Actually, they have perfected teleporting , but the government doesn't want us to know about it"
Lauren: "Shut up. If you guys screw this up, I'm not going back to jail. I've still got that Pink Buffalo conviction hanging over my head."
Sarah: "These mask are stupid. I don't want to be Barbie! Why should I be Barbie?"
Lauren: "Shut up, Barbie. Put your lipstick on and you'll feel better."
Eric: "Actually, that's true. The government puts Valium in lipstick because all women over 25 are crazy."
Lauren: " Shut up and put your tights on Spiderman."
Of course, I am making all this up. My children could never have gotten this far in a plan before someone (Sarah) tattled. We always called her the Informant.
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